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The Chinch
six inches long squirrel tailed and rabbit eared
The Chinch
hops along at breakneck speed when traveling
The jump
vertical his height times ten to reach the bed
The Teeth
cut easily through plastic, wood, and some soft metals

I'm warning you
don't get too close
I've seen what's a happening here
I'm telling you
I've been there too
I just wouldn't mess
I just wouldn't mess
I just wouldn't mess with him

The wheel
his one true form of entertainment occupies him
The food
is anything that he can drag beneath the bed or bite
Escape
his talent even greater than Houdini had
Stay on his good side
if you don't want to be pissed on

I'm warning you
don't get too close
I've seen what's a happening here
I'm telling you
I've been there too
I just wouldn't mess
I just wouldn't mess
I just wouldn't mess with him

I know
he looks just like a harmless little fuzzy ball
but..Just try
to snatch a tiny piece of food away from him
You'll find
a snarling ball of fury is attacking you
Can't run
for he's about a million times faster than you
I'm warning you
don't get too close
I've seen what's happening here
He's chattering
He's standing up
I just wouldn't mess with him